Chicks over…horny project managers.
Lisette Pylant, an office manager in Washington, D.C., detailed a truly disastrous date that wound up with her at a bar next door collecting her intended’s other women.
In a viral Twitter thread, Pylant live-tweeted her night, which began on a blind date with a project manager named Justin, set up by her friends for her birthday.
After 45 minutes, Justin’s second date showed up.
“I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what’s up,” Pylant tweeted.
Then Justin’s third date showed up.
“The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncer in on this and are taking this guy for all he’s worth over here,” she wrote.
At that point, Pylant and the two girls went to another bar together and left Justin with the bill.
Except Justin wasn’t done yet: He has several more dates lined up, which the bartender kept telling Pylant about so she could bring them to the newly formed girl group.
“He tried to say he was looking for love and his future wife,” she tweeted.
“These ‘weren’t dates’ they were apparently ‘pre-date conversations.’”
While Justin seemingly ended up alone after leaving Date No. 6 at the bar, Pylant and her newfound friends got their own happily ever after.
“You win some, you lose some — but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process,” she captioned a group photo.
“Cheers ladies. Don’t f–k with us.”
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